Twin Talk Vol. 19

It's been a LONG time since I posted a twin talk.  They are constantly cracking us up and I just stopped writing it down, but when looking back at old posts I decided I needed to take the time to keep track of it because I just LOVE reading these posts.  These were all in the last few weeks.

*After the girls' program for school that was held during the church service Mya was quietly staring up at the front of the church while I was holding her. This was the weekend of the miscarriage and she had struggled with it so I wondered what she was thinking. I asked what she was looking at and she didn't say anything. I followed her gaze and saw that she was looking at the statue of Jesus. I asked her if she was looking at Jesus and quietly she whispered to me “Yeah, I'm looking at Jesus. I can see his boobie!!!!” Jesus had a sash on and his chest was in fact bare. LOL

*This one was recorded by Daddy because Mommy was at a concert. At tonight's supper (barbeque chicken) Mya kept telling us how disgusting this was and that she wanted her favorite chicken meal (children's favorite). Well I told her that she needed to eat one bite. As she brought the bite to her mouth, before she it even hit her lips she started saying "ewwww, gross, disgusting". So I asked her how it tasted? She replies, “it tastes like poop!” So I counter with, “Oh, yeah. You've had poop before, what does that taste like?” Without missing a beat she mentions that poop tastes like farts. I take the former stance as before. "Really? Well what do farts taste like?" With a snide look, she replies, “farts taste like the chicken I just ate!"

*We are going to stay at an Embassey Suites in Indianapolis with Wes' mom towards the end of March and the girls ask all the time when we are going to the “Ho and tell”. :)

*Mya was being a stinker and snapping back at Stella. They were making “a camp out” in the living room and Mya stole Stella's bed that she made. Daddy was in the kithen and says “Mya, I'm pretty sure your bed is in your bedroom so you two need to stop fighting.” Mya replies very snappy “No, Daddy, I'm pretty sure it isn't!” He had to look away because he was laughing and when he composed himself he sent her to the corner for sassing him. LOL

*The girls were having a conversation on our old house phones and cell phones that we gave them to play with. They were on opposite ends of the house and yelling loud enough so they could hear each other. After a while Stella put her phone down but Mya kept yelling “hello?” Finally, Stella says “Sis, I'm not on the phone anymore because I'm pooping!” Mya walked to the bathroom and Stella yells “No, get out! I don't want you in here because it's seriously stinky!”

*The girls were taking forever to clean up one night before bed and we were getting frustrated with them. Stella wandered into our room and I said “Sissy, I don't think you're done cleaning yet.” She replied “I think you're right, Mommy, but I'm just taking a little break.”

*Stella followed Milo outside to let him out one morning and she came back in and said that she saw something shaped like a rainbow fall out of his tail. LOL

*Both girls always pronounce the word before "afore".  Wes wants to correct them but I love it and don't want them to change it.