Twin Talk Vol. 11

1. They call the garbage/trash can the "cash can". I wish it was a cash can! :)

2. We talk about having a baby someday a lot and we ask the girls what they would like to have. Stella tells us she wants "a pretty girl baby and a boy baby" and Mya says "I want 2 brudders". They must think babies always come in twos! LOL

3. I was tucking Mya in for bed one night when we were staying at my parents house for a game night. Mya was sleeping in my brother, Taylor's old bedroom and she was just trying to talk and talk and talk to me to avoid sleeping. Our conversation went like this.....Me: Mya you need to stop talking or Mommy is going to go out. Mya: Oh, you are going to leave if I keep talking? Me: Yes, that's what I just said. Silence for 30 seconds. Mya: Mommy those aren't our curtains. No, we have green curtains and they are at home. We can't get new curtains at the grocery store because they just have food. I couldn't help but laugh. Where does she get this stuff?

4. I gave the girls an empty paper towel roll cut in half to play with. Mya came running up to me saying "Tella taked my potting cope (spotting scope - learned that from Diego) and runned away!" They were pretending they were pirates and saying "Arrrrrrr".

5. Stella riding her tricycle in laps around the couches discovers that Milo pooped behind one of the couches and she tells me “Mommy gross! Milo pooped in my road. Grody to the max! Bluck!”

6. Mya pooped and I went to change her diaper and I said Ewwwwww that's stinky. She says “I poop like daddy. That's gross! He needs to take a shower and wash his butt!”

7. Mya looking out the door right after she wakes up from nap and sees our neighbor mowing his lawn and even though Wes was sitting right there she asks if it is her Daddy. I told her no, daddy is right here. She asks, “Oh, is it my other daddy?”

8. They say taco: Cocko. We were eating tacos one night and this was the convo we heard. LOLOLOL “Daddy, I want a bite of your cocko!” “Daddy likes to eat cockos!”

9. Mya reading the Reds board book that we have and she asks what the ball park is. Wes tells her that this is where the Reds play their home games and it is called Great American Ball Park. He asks her if she can say that and she says “No, Daddy, I am too little to say that!”

10. Mya was all cleaned up and wanted mommy to color with her. We were leaving the kitchen where Stella was in her high chair and Stella announces “This child is done! You can't go color until you get her down!”

11. Mya was pretending to tuck Stella in bed and she told her “Goodnight fweetie. You can have a party in your dreams.”

12. My best friend, Kelly, just had her fourth sweet little baby yesterday. A few weeks ago I took Stella shopping with me to Kohls. I told her we were going to look for a gift for Kelly's baby. She didn't know what she was having so I figured I'd get a girl gift and a boy gift since Kohls has such a good return policy. Stella kept saying while we were shopping "We are going to buy Kelly's baby at Kohls". I told her we weren't going to buy the baby just a gift for the baby. She kept picking things up and telling me "Oh Mommy this is cute! Is this Kelly's baby?" LOL. Well, yesterday when I picked them up I told them that Kelly had her baby and it is a boy named Jayce Ryan. Stella was so excited and kept begging to go to Kelly's house to see the baby. I told her that Kelly was not a home but we would go next weekend when we bring her dinner. She said "Oh Kelly's at the hobsital with she's baby, Jayce Ryan?" She has been talking about them non-stop. Come on, Saturday! You need to get here so Stella can get her fix! I showed her the picture I took at the hospital today and that just made her even more excited! :)